Maybe It’s Time For The Boob Job

We all got dreams We didn’t let flourish We all got talents Something made us think was rubbish It’s not, what do you know about pain It’s what do you know about My pain? I writhe and strain, Try regain reigns Stress myself again And flush it all away Because it’s easier To ignore When [...]

Put Them Up

You used to look at me As if you couldn’t believe God could craft a creature So brilliant You’d sing your love songs As if they’d been penned Just for my soul And you’d describe Flutters from the heart That would never grow old But something changed That space we rented Got sold We was [...]

Bump

You kick me, you poke me, you flip and you ambush Brutal little organ twister, no input of language I sing to you, I whisper, I ask? and I laugh As I rest my weakened head in bed, you come at me full charge I double over in agony, rub my stretching flesh to soothe [...]

Bovinity

I wish I was a lil’ bovine Worshipped by a billion Sidekick to a God so strong And cool An icon of resilience I wish I had those pretty eyes And patches easy to identify Just munchin’ grass As clouds float past With my baby hangin’ Under my boobies Shadin’ from the English sun Moomoo-in’ [...]

Coat Hooker

Only drugs can make you write like that Not possible with mere mortality But only sobriety Can get you to think rationally So all the gorgeous symphonies You dreamt up initially Lose their coherency Come the come down And the wake up call Suddenly those fantastic ramblings Mean fuck all I’d rather get lost nowhere [...]

Star, Quality, Match

She deserves the world And every time you convince Yourself that you’re worthy Of the opposite You strip her Of the opportunity To achieve her rightful boon You gotta start making Some real effort And soon Before she dawns On her own awards And runs out of time To try persuade you Of yours Can’t [...]

The 123 Me

You were the only one Who never said I was a nightmare Only one who never got pissed off At peeling me from the pavement Only one who left my bedsheets Permanently fragrant Only one I never felt like I was boring When I was drawing My imagination with words Only one who got me [...]

365 Days It Took

I like that shimmering look of light on the lake I like spitting in puddles to watch them shimmy and shake I like cutting through the marsh as my boots meet mud and cake I like watching the cygnets blossom white as they shed the grey I like the flowers blooming, pretty and great I [...]

Vainglorious of Rot

Often this insecurity gets mistaken for vanity I got all this clobber to preserve a sliver of sanity But I try on every top, every sock and every bottom I still stare at that reflection and feel rotten Okay, maybe I just need my barnet did and makeup painted Maybe it was just the pairing [...]