Female Mosquitoism

I’ve always thought you was right

Because you tell me you are

So I took it as gospel, didn’t ask

But I’m learning new things everyday

Remembering what you’d say about them

Adding two with two and getting five

I’ve always thought you was always right 

But you can be wrong

You can be nasty

You can be human

So why have you spent my life

Telling me about what I’m doing?


If I disagree, I do it only because I can

Because why else would a woman

Disagree with a man?

If I disagree, I just want to be different

I do have wisdom on all my viewpoints 

If only you would listen

Cos I know the right answer now

I hold the monopoly on brains

I could unleash every iota of my education

But I refrain

I could drain your little world

Turn it into stain

Under the big boot I’ve laced up

As I walk through the city again


I’ve seen things you’ll never see, not never seen

I’ve been higher than you’ve ever been

I’ve been told no before and heard maybe

So maybe you should undo your jeans

Slip the belt off, roll buttons to your knees

Unsqueeze, part cheeks

And put your totalitarian advice right up your jacksee


I am a woman of my own autonomy

My own experience and you probably

Are used to blokes who beckon to your call

At the click of grubby digits

And that’s why you fidget when I shake my head

From ear to ear

That’s why all you hear is female mosquitoism 

Something to slap out of the air

With no repeat to listen

Something to wave off and squash

Before it sucks to be so big

Something that’s finally learnt to swerve

That clapping hand so quick


I see how wrong you are

And how consistently 

The worst offence

Being how you shit on me

I see how wrong you are

And how often

So let me let you in

To soften


I don’t lose respect for you when you’ve fucked it

Like you do me

I don’t burn the house down over mistakes

Or freak out when you misspeak

I’ve got no interest in demeaning you

Got no party in your shame

And I certainly don’t find you new insecurities

And then pass to you the blame


I never did get the woman/man thing

Knew the differences but didn’t over exercise the thought

But now I see, that you and me, clash biology 

And that’s something I weren’t taught


Men are naturally stronger

I’ll give you that as a talking point 

But it doesn’t mean you should make me feel weak


Still, I’ve considered an argument without you

And the peace is pretty fucking bleak


So let’s keep whittling each other down

See how funky we can make the statues

You’ll say I’m wrong about all of this, just cos

And my reply’s, “right back at you.”



By Lyric Deep.

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