Partners In Mime

No where near as hard as we used to be Muscle that counts though, crucially And I could give a lashing, brutally All this soft brush is new to me Brute force that proved to be The answer to most losing streaks Then the world stopped fighting back Settled, married, grew too meek When I [...]

Bad Faith Fighter

She don’t miss a trick To wriggle out of it Every little slip in quips She’s got two hands on it Ready to remit Your opinion on it So sweet it’s sick Laid on thick She don’t know All what makes you tic She’s just quick Enough to nip That tiny blip You considered skipped [...]

Whatever Happened To Originality?

Not one original thought or experience Cloudy reflections from that mirror kiss I appreciate you probably do enjoy getting your fingers in And there’s so much money you’re bringing in But the last seven songs on this LP told me that story I’ve heard you rapping, speaking, farting and singing it The twenty other man [...]

Say Cheese

That thing Where you smile And look At the people you’re with To see if they feel The joy The moment’s give Or if it was just a blip Everyone else missed You drink it in Suck that starlight And grin The glance ain’t returned But reciprocity Ain’t everything I keep waiting for you to [...]

Many Who Can

I was unconditional back then You would’ve loved me I’d have been fine being treated like shit Ignored and pining And just so up for it When I was little I didn’t know love Only what I thought could be cool Fucking hell I was barely out of school Punted round Sloshing drinks I’d downed [...]

When Toast Met Crust

Oh, to be young and slutty again Then I’d not feel cold like this But one quid just to hang my coat Did kind of take the piss Especially when I had scarf and cardi Gloves and snood and muffs That didn’t half put me out of pocket Especially after blowing dough on the good [...]

Summer Of Love

I wasn’t in it for the music I was in it for the drugs Wanted to follow My old man’s footsteps And recreate The summer of love Wanted to taste that bitter sizzle Of the pills underneath my tongue And feel that unreal electricity In a stranger’s hug Needed to get more than just acquainted [...]

Eve

The world keeps spinning And you’re stood still Everyone’s gone into remission And you’re just getting ill Keep the past in jars On the windowsill Just staring and glaring Around and distilled A thousand bad habits You’re trying to kill A thousand coping methods That just make you feel Your birthday tomorrow Spent the eve [...]

A Natural Progression

He’s the type to throw beige paint On a parrot Sees gold until he has it Bold grows old Then he’s bolting like the rabbit And nowadays she’s old pick About as special As pearls in front of pigs She’s just the butt of his sex jokes That get the boys rolling Hooting with the [...]

Thank You For Failing

Is this even the kind of thing you dream of? I can’t picture such sentimentality But I also can’t imagine you Planning anything with rationality Now calamity, that’s more your speciality And if we’re talking confession You was special to me I felt so old when I was young Desperate to get a move on [...]